Some time ago, someone posed a most interesting question: what would I name a fashionably overpriced clothing brand targeted towards the clubbing, promiscuous set?
Well, I thought, hip hop/clubbing gear tends to follow a couple naming conventions:
Complimentary descriptors (Forever 21, Foxy Lady) Pretentious last names and initials (H&M, Ecko, Fredrick's) Random non-English words (BeBe, Harajuku Lovers) Painfully forced acronyms (L.A.M.B., LRG) Misspelled atrocities (Akademics, Luxirie) Kinky, eyebrow twitching, wtf was that adjective + noun (Wet Seal, Felicity's Fetiche)
So, taking that all into account, here's the product of my utterly mind boggling skills of creativity: Provocative, Hedonic, Luscious, Inviting, Naughty Garments - PHLING
No, not a girl you snarky bastards. And not the "Evil" cheerleader outfit either (which, admittedly, is quite lame). No, I covet the jawbone face bandanna thingy. For Halloween, of course. Hopefully, my face is a lot larger than hers, so it won't look quite so... oversized. Hot Topic has failed me, as have snowboard gear retailers. Given my aversion to ordering crap online, I'm thinking... one of those Halloween stores? We'll see.
